mummy cups

hunny
please be kind
to your mummy
and give her hugs

get her that action frank doll
and a climbing wall
to climb
when she needs to get high

feed her some
of your mummy cups
straight from the store
to your freezer to please her

surf and turf
and surf her turf
and often
if you wish
to steer clear
the malevolent winds
of her curse